Maybe O/T for this board (apologies if so), but from now on, apparently, you can't have your willy drilled in Wales until you're 18. It'll be a bitter disappointment for many, I know, but that's the nanny state for you.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-42872192. And if you want to string a banner across the rings in your nipples, that's out of order as well.
Back in the seventies, when I was teaching in Brum, we had to ban pierced earrings for boys because it wasn't safe to send them out onto a football pitch. (Yes, we did have some ripped appendages to deal with, and very bloody they were.) I can't imagine how they're coping these days.
BJ