The Lemon Fool

Saw this yesterday. I know we are supposed to suspend disbelief but this was just ridiculous. Dialogue was often hard to discern with low, muttered lines and gloomy sets made for a very dark film brightened only by explosions and gun flashes. Long film, too long. If you want to shoot him, don't shoot at his body armour. With so many bullets whizzing around you would have thought one of them might have hit a soft body part. No doubt Batman fans will love it but it left me wondering why I bothered.

First rule of cinema- bad guys shooting have 0.000000000000000000001% chance of killing the hero, regardless of number of bullets fired.
Similarly, any plan described as having a 1 in a million chance of success actually achieves a success rate of 100%.