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that's known as how to get a slapped faceAsleepInYorkshire wrote:
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Crunch question - Who got the club card points!Bminusrob wrote:AiY - You are really dicing with death there. If you want to go the whole way to getting a good whacking, you may want to include one of these:
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/544091198702975875/
I gave my wife one last year and survived, although at the time I had Covid, so I have a bit of an excuse. I didn't want to risk sending the same one again this year.
He's saving the extra club card points for next year's gift!pje16 wrote:Crunch question - Who got the club card points!Bminusrob wrote:AiY - You are really dicing with death there. If you want to go the whole way to getting a good whacking, you may want to include one of these:
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/544091198702975875/
I gave my wife one last year and survived, although at the time I had Covid, so I have a bit of an excuse. I didn't want to risk sending the same one again this year.
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. I managed to acquire some healthy flowers, a bottle of Pomagne and some Galaxy Minstrel's on Monday 13th February (year deleted).Bminusrob wrote:AiY - You are really dicing with death there. If you want to go the whole way to getting a good whacking, you may want to include one of these:
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/544091198702975875/
I gave my wife one last year and survived, although at the time I had Covid, so I have a bit of an excuse. I didn't want to risk sending the same one again this year.
Bminusrob wrote:AiY - You are really dicing with death there. If you want to go the whole way to getting a good whacking, you may want to include one of these:
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/544091198702975875/
I gave my wife one last year and survived, although at the time I had Covid, so I have a bit of an excuse. I didn't want to risk sending the same one again this year.
pje16 wrote: Crunch question - Who got the club card points!
You three are script writers for Coronation Street & I claim my £15stevensfo wrote:
He's saving the extra club card points for next year's gift!![]()
Steve
PS I used to buy flowers but besides my wife being a &$!! expert on flowers, those 'On offer', 'Reduced' and 'Only 99p' stickers are so bloody hard to peel off. So now I just get chocolates. Turn your back to the security camera and a small Ferrero Rocher is so easy to slip into the pocket!