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88V8
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What would you like to be?

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A few spare brain cells, transplanted into a mouse, seem to be working... perhaps, nay definitely, in future one will be able to occupy whatever body one wishes.
Perhaps one could even be in two bodies at once, that would be spooky.
You could be male and female, and then....

What would you choose? Probably not actually a mouse.

I quite fancy being an octopus.

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A walrus.

Lazing around in the sun most days, combined with some international travel, with a big group of admirers wherever I go.
Also being so big, they have few predators nowadays.

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88V8 wrote:
What would you choose?
BnC's puppy...

What a life...

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

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Re: What would you like to be?

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A cat

Everybody wants to be a cat.

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88V8 wrote:A few spare brain cells, transplanted into a mouse, seem to be working... perhaps, nay definitely, in future one will be able to occupy whatever body one wishes.
Perhaps one could even be in two bodies at once, that would be spooky.
You could be male and female, and then....

What would you choose? Probably not actually a mouse.

I quite fancy being an octopus.

V8
You might have an interesting but short life. Five years max apparently.
From my observations Wood Pigeons have no problems getting food, so they can spend all their free time chasing/having sex.

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Leothebear wrote:
88V8 wrote:A few spare brain cells, transplanted into a mouse, seem to be working... perhaps, nay definitely, in future one will be able to occupy whatever body one wishes.
Perhaps one could even be in two bodies at once, that would be spooky.
You could be male and female, and then....

What would you choose? Probably not actually a mouse.

I quite fancy being an octopus.

V8
You might have an interesting but short life. Five years max apparently.
From my observations Wood Pigeons have no problems getting food, so they can spend all their free time chasing/having sex.
Wood Pigeon it is then! ;)

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Post by UncleEbenezer »

I think I'd like to be a troll.

They have such a great life!

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Invisible
now THAT would be fun :lol:

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Older!
Continually...

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pje16 wrote:Invisible
now THAT would be fun :lol:
It's got a very evil history, going right back to Gyges.
servodude wrote: Older!
Continually...
Yeah. I wish I hadn't split up with my archaeologist girlfriend while we were far too young for her to appreciate me.

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UncleEbenezer wrote:
pje16 wrote:Invisible
now THAT would be fun :lol:
It's got a very evil history, going right back to Gyges.
servodude wrote: Older!
Continually...
Yeah. I wish I hadn't split up with my archaeologist girlfriend while we were far too young for her to appreciate me.
Erm... did she work at Gardom's Edge?

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servodude wrote: Erm... did she work at Gardom's Edge?
I never even heard of Gardom's Edge until just now.

Google fails to find any reference that might motivate that question, so I guess it must be a reference to someone you know/knew.

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UncleEbenezer wrote:
Google fails to find any reference that might motivate that question, so I guess it must be a reference to someone you know/knew.
I only found a reference to sheep grazing
Is there something that sd is not telling us :lol:

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UncleEbenezer wrote:
servodude wrote: Erm... did she work at Gardom's Edge?
I never even heard of Gardom's Edge until just now.

Google fails to find any reference that might motivate that question, so I guess it must be a reference to someone you know/knew.
THis? https://gardoms-edge.group.shef.ac.uk/
doolally

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doolally wrote:
UncleEbenezer wrote: I never even heard of Gardom's Edge until just now.

Google fails to find any reference that might motivate that question, so I guess it must be a reference to someone you know/knew.
THis? https://gardoms-edge.group.shef.ac.uk/
doolally
Yes, google finds references to an archaeological site. But not to anyone noted for the comment about an archaeologist's partner improving with age.

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Tedx wrote:A cat

Everybody wants to be a cat.
Not around my dog they don't :)

Personally I fancy being a Galapagos Tortoise - I'd teach that Warren Buffet a thing or 2.

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Post by mc2fool »

UncleEbenezer wrote:
pje16 wrote:Invisible
now THAT would be fun :lol:
It's got a very evil history, going right back to Gyges.
"When given a ring, a shepherd named Gyges becomes invisible and anonymous. Through his invisibility he seduces a queen, kills her king, and takes over the kingdom. Plato argues that the Ring of Gyges- invisibility and anonymity- is the only barrier between a just and an unjust person. " https://www.scu.edu/ethics/the-power-of ... -of-gyges/

As demonstrated by postings on social media daily. :shock:

What would I like to be? Easy: a babe magnet. :D

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mc2fool wrote:
UncleEbenezer wrote: It's got a very evil history, going right back to Gyges.
"When given a ring, a shepherd named Gyges becomes invisible and anonymous. Through his invisibility he seduces a queen, kills her king, and takes over the kingdom. Plato argues that the Ring of Gyges- invisibility and anonymity- is the only barrier between a just and an unjust person. " https://www.scu.edu/ethics/the-power-of ... -of-gyges/
Plato was arguing for what we call transparency today. Gyges' invisibility is a metaphor for power without openness and accountability.

In more recent times it's become the purest and most absolute evil. Look at Wagner's and Tolkien's ring of power. The latter was a god-botherer, and his was a classical Christian view of absolute evil.

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UncleEbenezer wrote:
doolally wrote: THis? https://gardoms-edge.group.shef.ac.uk/
doolally
Yes, google finds references to an archaeological site. But not to anyone noted for the comment about an archaeologist's partner improving with age.
OK, right... sorry for the confusion
Many moons ago living in Sheffield I had an archaeologist-ex-girlfriend that worked there with my other archaeologist-ex-girlfriend (or pre-historian that one properly).
Neither was an ex at the time and I didn't realise they knowingly had me in common.
I thought that might have been how things went on in Englandshire?

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servodude wrote:I thought that might have been how things went on in Englandshire?
Ohh a new county :lol:

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