Would you credit it!
Posted: October 6th, 2022, 1:23 am
It's been a busy day here at AiY Towers.
But I've managed to get hold of my good friend Haziest Bluster before retiring to bed. We've agreed on some quite radical thoughts and I believe upon waking tomorrow morning they will be passed into law.
But I've managed to get hold of my good friend Haziest Bluster before retiring to bed. We've agreed on some quite radical thoughts and I believe upon waking tomorrow morning they will be passed into law.
- Our shopping bill has gone up - that's the fault of Putin
- Our utility bill has gone up - that's the fault of Putin
- Our mortgage repayments will double in the next three months - that's Kamikwasi's fault
- Petrol has nearly doubled in price - that's Putin's fault
- There are significantly more refugees arriving by boat - that the French git's fault
- The NHS waiting times are getting worse and its difficult to see a doctor - that's Boris's fault
- The road and rail network is grid locked - that's Gordon Brown's fault
- We have a massive national debt, really huge - but it's less than the US or Germany so we may as well run it up
- You're not going to honour the triple lock - it's not law
- There's no fiscal plan - yes there is trust me
- Tax has been reduced - I did that!