A night of terror!

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stevensfo
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A night of terror!

Post by stevensfo »

This reminds me so much of Viz! 8-)
College student 'forced into sex' by woman who was bigger than him, court told

A man has accused a “bigger” and “stronger” woman of forcing him to have sex with her without consent, a court heard........

Mr Bryan said: "After some drinks they went up to bed, where what he wanted was to go to sleep. Miss Brooke wanted to have sex, and was pulling his arm, eventually pulling him onto his back…She climbed on top of him and pulled his boxer shorts down.

"He told the police investigators she is quite a lot bigger and stronger than him and he couldn't move her. He wanted it to stop.

"He thought saying no would be enough. Eventually it came to an end and she just turned over and went to sleep.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/college-stude ... 40557.html


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monabri
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Re: A night of terror!

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I can see where he's coming from.... (pun intended). :o :shock: :o

bungeejumper
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Re: A night of terror!

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Not a chance. It'd never stand up in court. :|

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terminal7
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Re: A night of terror!

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bungeejumper wrote:Not a chance. It'd never stand up in court. :|

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UncleEbenezer
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Re: A night of terror!

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Any medics here?

Is it plausible for the Honourable Member to stand up in the circumstances? Would something like \/|@gra help? How else might a chap perform involuntary service?

scotia
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Re: A night of terror!

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It brings to mind the Manacled Mormon case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manacled_Mormon_case
No attempt was made to extradite the perpetrator - the general belief (in 1977) was - what a lucky fellow the "victim" was :)
Times have changed!

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Re: A night of terror!

Post by UncleEbenezer »

Now that you mention it, perhaps also an honourable mention to Tom Sharpe's Wilt.

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