Naked Attraction
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Naked Attraction
Has anyone-else been watching?
I have heard rumours about black men's penises but that one looked truly scary!
I can't imagine any woman wanting that thing anywhere near her. It looked at least a foot long and two inches across.
I prefer the naked women but why do so many of them have various bits pierced? Lips, tongue, nose, nipples, bits further down...
Julian F. G. W.
I have heard rumours about black men's penises but that one looked truly scary!
I can't imagine any woman wanting that thing anywhere near her. It looked at least a foot long and two inches across.
I prefer the naked women but why do so many of them have various bits pierced? Lips, tongue, nose, nipples, bits further down...
Julian F. G. W.
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Are you sure you should be telling the world he's so undersized? Poor chap must be mortified!
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Not many people look good naked with the lights on. Candlelight? Maybe.
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Penis Envy - a game by Waddington's - the longest, the fattest, the shortest and of course the revolver (shoots first).jfgw wrote:Has anyone-else been watching?
I have heard rumours about black men's penises but that one looked truly scary!
I can't imagine any woman wanting that thing anywhere near her. It looked at least a foot long and two inches across.
I prefer the naked women but why do so many of them have various bits pierced? Lips, tongue, nose, nipples, bits further down...
Julian F. G. W.
Now we all know what PE stands for
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This bloke could get in the North Sea in the middle of January and it would still be enormous!AsleepInYorkshire wrote:Lives near the North Sea![]()
Julian F. G. W.
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jfgw wrote:This bloke could get in the North Sea in the middle of January and it would still be enormous!AsleepInYorkshire wrote:Lives near the North Sea![]()
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It's an interesting program for that reason. Many ordinary people are shocked by the very concept, but it would be good watching for teenagers. It would teach them that most people are nothing special and do not look like porn stars.CliffEdge wrote:Not many people look good naked with the lights on. Candlelight? Maybe.
On another tack, I saw a program once which was purporting to illustrate that "most women" didn't care much about super huge penises. Big discussion, and all the girls agreed size wasn't that important.
Then they were asked to go off with some modelling clay and model their ideal penis. Guess what - most of the came back with monstrously big ones!
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You do have to be careful when you have a larger penis. Overly deep penetration can make a partner feel nauseous.
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Pleased to inform everyone that my partner has never vomited during the act.CliffEdge wrote:You do have to be careful when you have a larger penis. Overly deep penetration can make a partner feel nauseous.
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In a parallel universe it appears that TLF has merged with the BBC....and I'm not talking about the company that used to air Blue Peter! ![Embarrassed :oops:](./images/smilies/icon_redface.gif)
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GoSeigen wrote:Pleased to inform everyone that my partner has never vomited during the act.CliffEdge wrote:You do have to be careful when you have a larger penis. Overly deep penetration can make a partner feel nauseous.
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nimnarb wrote:GoSeigen wrote: Pleased to inform everyone that my partner has never vomited during the act.
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I have faded memories of Lance Percival (on That Was The Week That Was) calypsoing about the randy Dustman of Camberley Town whose ‘joy and his pride it was sixteen-foot wide’.
Now that would be an experience to write home about.
Now that would be an experience to write home about.
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Behave!stewamax wrote:I have faded memories of Lance Percival (on That Was The Week That Was) calypsoing about the randy Dustman of Camberley Town whose ‘joy and his pride it was sixteen-foot wide’.
Now that would be an experience to write home about.
I'm reminded of quite a few years back, someone posted on a cycling group, and mentioned having just pleasured himself over thirty miles.
The post was entirely innocent: no double entendre intended. The followups it generated were far from innocent, and minds boggled. He was a bit of a legend thereafter.
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It reminds me of the joke about two nuns cycling along a cobbled road. One says to the other, "do you come this way often?"
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One of my favourite movie producers had a great take on this trope but decided it was a joke too far for his already close/past/over the edge western.
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Come, come (perhaps): this is not restricted to men. Remember that ladies usually rode side-saddle until after WW1. The traditional reason was that this allowed them to keep their legs together; this would prevent their hymens tearing and overtly preserve their virginity, although it wouldn't account for married ladies also riding thus. The less-spoken reason was to prevent rubbing and consequent sexual pleasure. The even less-spoken reason was the idea of a lady 'astride' led men to less-equestrian thoughts.UncleEbenezer wrote:Behave!stewamax wrote:I have faded memories of Lance Percival (on That Was The Week That Was) calypsoing about the randy Dustman of Camberley Town whose ‘joy and his pride it was sixteen-foot wide’.
Now that would be an experience to write home about.
I'm reminded of quite a few years back, someone posted on a cycling group, and mentioned having just pleasured himself over thirty miles.
Since almost every female rider rides astride these days, with side-saddle mostly relegated to special days such as the Dianas of the Chase ride (q.v.), does this hint that females today are less virginal, more pleasure seeking and enjoy the risqué connotations of 'being astride'?
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Hmmm. Do women get sexual pleasure from cycling? It's not a subject that comes up in general conversation. Neither did the one serious girlfriend I've had who was also a cyclist ever hint at such a thing, even when we were on cycling holiday together and enjoyed one great pleasure during the day and an entirely different pleasure in the tent at night.stewamax wrote:The less-spoken reason was to prevent rubbing and consequent sexual pleasure.
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WrenChasen wrote:*Moves out of earshot*
quite................
Mind you, pole dancing could give one a tickling sensation, albeit never tried it personally, as could do some serious damage there.
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