Chose to Lose - One Item Only - A Bit of Sunday Morning Banter

[Nimrod103]

I'd get rid of the tomato.

Apart from not liking grilled toms, you could probably get good money for it on Ebay.

More to the point, everything else has a taste. The tomato (unless it is home grown in Summer) will have no taste nor aroma.

[Tedx]

Get rid of the beans (filthy bogies of satan), bacon (ghastly salty rubbish) and sausage (awful minced animal and breadcrumbs) and replace with three helpings of black pudding - the very ambrosia of the Gods and best served with HP sauce. And that bread looks suspiciously like toast. Replace with fried bread cooked in 80% butter and 20% rapeseed oil for health. Also, I'd add a third egg.

OK, here's what I ACTUALLY have for breakfast every day (God's honest truth)

My own homemade proprietory muesli consisting of:

Plain rolled oats
Raw organic almonds, roughly chopped
Raw organic brazil nuts roughly chopped
Toasted coconut flakes
Chia seeds
Sunflower seeds
Pumpkin seeds
Wheatgerm
Milled linseeds

This is sprinkled with dried Blueberries and dried Goji berries, and fresh Pomegranate seeds
Two thirds Plenish Oat milk
One third Plenish Coconut milk

I use Plenish as there is nothing added to it: just water and oats / coconut

To drink: small glass 100% Pomegranate juice
Glass Kefir

Occasionally, when I'm feeling in an insouciant mood, I add a sprinkling of goat droppings for added flavour and texture

I only lied about one ingredient.

London elite pish. I bet he has a pantry.

[simsqu]

.....To drink: small glass 100% Pomegranate juice
Glass Kefir

Occasionally, when I'm feeling in an insouciant mood, I add a sprinkling of goat droppings for added flavour and texture

I only lied about one ingredient.

London elite pish. I bet he has a pantry.

Do you know Ted, I would love a pantry, particularly if I could have Nigella in there, sorting my rigatoni